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**allrevvedup** · 04 Oct 2006, 17:48

he scratched his head and heard the faints sounds of Bat Out Of Hell III in the distance...was the monster indeed loose?

Hypnobabe · 04 Oct 2006, 17:51

Luckily, he heard the noises again and realised they were coming from the direction of his stomach, and in fact were trying to tell him he was hungry and should eat. Therefore, the giant made his favourite lunch of

**allrevvedup** · 04 Oct 2006, 17:53

tortoise and corned beef sandwiches finished off with snails and a side order of garlic bread

Hypnobabe · 04 Oct 2006, 17:57

with jam on.

mszee · 04 Oct 2006, 17:58

and to wash it all down he drank

**allrevvedup** · 04 Oct 2006, 17:59

12 gallons of Miller GD

mszee · 04 Oct 2006, 18:01

Of course, we all know what happens when you do THAT...however, what really happened was...

Hypnobabe · 04 Oct 2006, 18:04

an enormous burp, so big that it caused earthquakes and floods in

Lord Kagan · 04 Oct 2006, 21:39

The neighbours back

SW31 · 05 Oct 2006, 01:18

garden & caused the hot tub too

**allrevvedup** · 05 Oct 2006, 14:49

bubble up like a massive jacuzzi but it looked more like a cauldron fit for a witch...but she was on her day off which meant that...

Hypnobabe · 05 Oct 2006, 15:30

Brian would have to make his own dinner, once he'd taken his socks off the boil.

**allrevvedup** · 05 Oct 2006, 15:33

which left him dancing barefoot...confusing the 3 ft people and the monster to no end...

Hypnobabe · 06 Oct 2006, 14:17

...not to mention the poor deluded writers, who were desperately trying to keep up with the non-existant plot.

**allrevvedup** · 06 Oct 2006, 14:34

just when the writers thought they had all the answers, the questions were changed

*AndyK* · 06 Oct 2006, 14:37

they were actually the same questions, just printed in a different font and colour

**allrevvedup** · 06 Oct 2006, 14:43

which to those who were colour blind was difficult

on a separate topic the 3ft people had developed Megalophobia (fear of large things)

Lord Kagan · 06 Oct 2006, 19:12

But at the same time, In big person town they were planning to

**allrevvedup** · 06 Oct 2006, 19:14

hold a ceremony to elect the Queen with the bookmakers backing Marion Raven, Patti Russo being out of the running

Lord Kagan · 06 Oct 2006, 19:15

As she was caught with her

**allrevvedup** · 06 Oct 2006, 19:20

microphone in the wrong stand...but her shoes managed to stay on her feet throughout the ordeal

Lord Kagan · 06 Oct 2006, 19:21

amazing as that sounds it was nothing compared to

Hypnobabe · 06 Oct 2006, 21:09

the dilemma faced by the town Barry Manilow was visiting when he sneezed and discovered he'd forgotten to pack his 'special' tissues

Lord Kagan · 06 Oct 2006, 22:06

Which he misplaced in the

Hypnobabe · 09 Oct 2006, 15:47

basket of his bicycle.

04 Oct 2006, 17:48	#951
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	he scratched his head and heard the faints sounds of Bat Out Of Hell III in the distance...was the monster indeed loose?

04 Oct 2006, 17:51	#952
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Luckily, he heard the noises again and realised they were coming from the direction of his stomach, and in fact were trying to tell him he was hungry and should eat. Therefore, the giant made his favourite lunch of

04 Oct 2006, 17:53	#953
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	tortoise and corned beef sandwiches finished off with snails and a side order of garlic bread

04 Oct 2006, 17:57	#954
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	with jam on.

04 Oct 2006, 17:58	#955
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	and to wash it all down he drank

04 Oct 2006, 17:59	#956
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	12 gallons of Miller GD

04 Oct 2006, 18:01	#957
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Of course, we all know what happens when you do THAT...however, what really happened was...

04 Oct 2006, 18:04	#958
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	an enormous burp, so big that it caused earthquakes and floods in

04 Oct 2006, 21:39	#959
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	The neighbours back

05 Oct 2006, 01:18	#960
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	garden & caused the hot tub too

05 Oct 2006, 14:49	#961
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	bubble up like a massive jacuzzi but it looked more like a cauldron fit for a witch...but she was on her day off which meant that...

05 Oct 2006, 15:30	#962
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Brian would have to make his own dinner, once he'd taken his socks off the boil.

05 Oct 2006, 15:33	#963
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	which left him dancing barefoot...confusing the 3 ft people and the monster to no end...

06 Oct 2006, 14:17	#964
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	...not to mention the poor deluded writers, who were desperately trying to keep up with the non-existant plot.

06 Oct 2006, 14:34	#965
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	just when the writers thought they had all the answers, the questions were changed

06 Oct 2006, 14:37	#966
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	they were actually the same questions, just printed in a different font and colour

06 Oct 2006, 14:43	#967
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	which to those who were colour blind was difficult on a separate topic the 3ft people had developed Megalophobia (fear of large things)

06 Oct 2006, 19:12	#968
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	But at the same time, In big person town they were planning to

06 Oct 2006, 19:14	#969
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	hold a ceremony to elect the Queen with the bookmakers backing Marion Raven, Patti Russo being out of the running

06 Oct 2006, 19:15	#970
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	As she was caught with her

06 Oct 2006, 19:20	#971
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	microphone in the wrong stand...but her shoes managed to stay on her feet throughout the ordeal

06 Oct 2006, 19:21	#972
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	amazing as that sounds it was nothing compared to

06 Oct 2006, 21:09	#973
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	the dilemma faced by the town Barry Manilow was visiting when he sneezed and discovered he'd forgotten to pack his 'special' tissues

06 Oct 2006, 22:06	#974
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	Which he misplaced in the

09 Oct 2006, 15:47	#975
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	basket of his bicycle.