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Hypnobabe · 28 Apr 2006, 13:20

carefully applied to

*AndyK* · 28 Apr 2006, 13:27

the nose in question. At this point, a strange calm decended on

Hypnobabe · 28 Apr 2006, 13:29

Yorkshire

*AndyK* · 28 Apr 2006, 13:40

which was nothing compared to the strange camel which decended on Berkshire.

Hypnobabe · 28 Apr 2006, 13:43

The camel, whose name was Humphrey, unsurprisingly, was covered in

*AndyK* · 28 Apr 2006, 13:43

strawberry jam,

Hypnobabe · 28 Apr 2006, 13:50

which made him a bit of a wasp magnet. Poor Humphrey didn't like wasps, which was the reason for his visit to Berkshire, as he'd heard

*AndyK* · 28 Apr 2006, 13:53

that Reading was a place that didn't have any wasps. Sadly,

Ben · 28 Apr 2006, 13:56

he was mistaken a giant wasp turned up in a 4 x 4 with bat out of hell blasting out of his stereo

Hypnobabe · 28 Apr 2006, 13:58

and asked for directions to Michelle's place, in order to

Ben · 28 Apr 2006, 13:59

get some lunch and use the toilet as it had been a long journey

*AndyK* · 28 Apr 2006, 14:01

made even longer by the diversion from Berkshire to cleckhuddersfax for a loo break. Meanwhile Brian was

Ben · 28 Apr 2006, 14:03

dancing around the cherry tree at the side of the road like a man possesed

Hypnobabe · 28 Apr 2006, 14:06

of limited intelligence - all in all, Brian was fairly normal... Upon spotting Humphrey the camel talking to the giant wasp, Brian

*AndyK* · 28 Apr 2006, 14:08

considered his options

Hypnobabe · 28 Apr 2006, 14:11

and concluded that the safest course of action was

Ben · 28 Apr 2006, 14:13

to strip down to his bra and knickers and climb up the cherry tree

*AndyK* · 28 Apr 2006, 14:15

He realised that he wasn't wearing any underwear, unfortunately by this time he was halfway up the tree and the camel had eaten his clothes.

Ben · 28 Apr 2006, 14:16

he begun to sweat and worry about what e was going to do,

Hypnobabe · 28 Apr 2006, 14:26

and the sweat made the cherry tree extremely slippery, and poor Brian fell out, straight into

*AndyK* · 28 Apr 2006, 14:27

last Tuesday, which confused his milkman no end,

Hypnobabe · 28 Apr 2006, 14:38

as Brian had told her he was going away for the week, and wouldn't be available for any nookie. The milkman (who was trying to think up a new job title, and the best she had come up with so far was bovine dairy delivery operative) had been even more confused by this as Brian was so extremely ugly that the mere thought of nookie with him was enough to make anyone vomit, and so she had responded by

dottie · 28 Apr 2006, 21:46

by saying not tonight Josephine

Leah · 28 Apr 2006, 21:47

pretending to be a dog sniffing the milk bottles on the doorstep and then bolted after a neighbours cat. It worked and Brian felt,

dottie · 28 Apr 2006, 21:48

miffed to say the least

28 Apr 2006, 13:20	#76
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	carefully applied to

28 Apr 2006, 13:27	#77
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	the nose in question. At this point, a strange calm decended on

28 Apr 2006, 13:29	#78
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Yorkshire

28 Apr 2006, 13:40	#79
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	which was nothing compared to the strange camel which decended on Berkshire.

28 Apr 2006, 13:43	#80
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	The camel, whose name was Humphrey, unsurprisingly, was covered in

28 Apr 2006, 13:50	#82
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	which made him a bit of a wasp magnet. Poor Humphrey didn't like wasps, which was the reason for his visit to Berkshire, as he'd heard

28 Apr 2006, 13:53	#83
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	that Reading was a place that didn't have any wasps. Sadly,

28 Apr 2006, 13:56	#84
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	he was mistaken a giant wasp turned up in a 4 x 4 with bat out of hell blasting out of his stereo

28 Apr 2006, 13:58	#85
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	and asked for directions to Michelle's place, in order to

28 Apr 2006, 13:59	#86
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	get some lunch and use the toilet as it had been a long journey

28 Apr 2006, 14:01	#87
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	made even longer by the diversion from Berkshire to cleckhuddersfax for a loo break. Meanwhile Brian was

28 Apr 2006, 14:03	#88
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	dancing around the cherry tree at the side of the road like a man possesed

28 Apr 2006, 14:06	#89
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	of limited intelligence - all in all, Brian was fairly normal... Upon spotting Humphrey the camel talking to the giant wasp, Brian

28 Apr 2006, 14:08	#90
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	considered his options

28 Apr 2006, 14:11	#91
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	and concluded that the safest course of action was

28 Apr 2006, 14:13	#92
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	to strip down to his bra and knickers and climb up the cherry tree

28 Apr 2006, 14:15	#93
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	He realised that he wasn't wearing any underwear, unfortunately by this time he was halfway up the tree and the camel had eaten his clothes.

28 Apr 2006, 14:16	#94
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	he begun to sweat and worry about what e was going to do,

28 Apr 2006, 14:26	#95
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	and the sweat made the cherry tree extremely slippery, and poor Brian fell out, straight into

28 Apr 2006, 14:27	#96
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	last Tuesday, which confused his milkman no end,

28 Apr 2006, 14:38	#97
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	as Brian had told her he was going away for the week, and wouldn't be available for any nookie. The milkman (who was trying to think up a new job title, and the best she had come up with so far was bovine dairy delivery operative) had been even more confused by this as Brian was so extremely ugly that the mere thought of nookie with him was enough to make anyone vomit, and so she had responded by

28 Apr 2006, 21:46	#98
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	by saying not tonight Josephine

28 Apr 2006, 21:47	#99
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	pretending to be a dog sniffing the milk bottles on the doorstep and then bolted after a neighbours cat. It worked and Brian felt,

28 Apr 2006, 21:48	#100
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	miffed to say the least