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Leah · 28 Apr 2006, 21:55

He then took it upon himself to...

dottie · 28 Apr 2006, 22:07

remove his fingers from the milk bottles

Ross · 29 Apr 2006, 03:13

which by this time had turned

Leah · 29 Apr 2006, 09:52

he then prized the lid off with his teeth, when all of a sudden...

Rockette · 29 Apr 2006, 11:47

the cream splodged all over his

Hypnobabe · 29 Apr 2006, 12:27

doorstep, which made it all soggy, being filled with cheese and tomatoes as it was...

As he was lamenting over the soggy sandwich, a sudden noise caught his attention, and he turned to see

Ross · 29 Apr 2006, 16:08

a large fish walking towards him. The fish

Leah · 29 Apr 2006, 20:15

came towards Brian at such velocity that..

dottie · 29 Apr 2006, 21:54

instead of swimming he was fin walking

Ross · 30 Apr 2006, 02:21

meaning poor Brian had no defence against this merciless creature. Suddenly the fish

dottie · 30 Apr 2006, 03:37

spoke and uttered the immortal words "Did I do that"?

L96 · 30 Apr 2006, 05:26

as it transmogrified into a purple iguana.

dottie · 30 Apr 2006, 06:24

expelling its tongue in and out rapidly

L96 · 30 Apr 2006, 10:10

which made Brians left ear very slobbery indeed...

Ross · 30 Apr 2006, 13:46

causing temporary deafness to Brian. So he never heard the fish say

Rockette · 30 Apr 2006, 14:07

"Watch your back, Brian! You son of a ..."

Ben · 30 Apr 2006, 18:42

mad man, youve been driving me crazy for .......

dottie · 30 Apr 2006, 21:35

all of these years, with your good vibrations......

Ross · 01 May 2006, 03:13

causing severe nausea, resulting in my lack of

Rockette · 01 May 2006, 04:50

enthusiasm for your glass eye, however ...

Leah · 01 May 2006, 12:19

I can't lie, I HAVE to tell you that....

Rockette · 01 May 2006, 12:59

your morning breath cuts my

Hypnobabe · 01 May 2006, 19:34

..." as Brian's morning breath cut his attention span, meaning the purple iguana suddenly trailed off in mid-sentance. The iguana wandered off across the road, and curious, Brian followed it to a

dottie · 01 May 2006, 23:15

restaurant called "Night of the Iguana", with Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor as owners..........

Ross · 02 May 2006, 03:27

The iguana sat at a table and ordered his favorite dish, which was

28 Apr 2006, 21:55	#101
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28 Apr 2006, 22:07	#102
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29 Apr 2006, 03:13	#103
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29 Apr 2006, 09:52	#104
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	he then prized the lid off with his teeth, when all of a sudden...

29 Apr 2006, 11:47	#105
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Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	doorstep, which made it all soggy, being filled with cheese and tomatoes as it was... As he was lamenting over the soggy sandwich, a sudden noise caught his attention, and he turned to see

29 Apr 2006, 16:08	#107
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	a large fish walking towards him. The fish

29 Apr 2006, 20:15	#108
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	came towards Brian at such velocity that..

29 Apr 2006, 21:54	#109
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	instead of swimming he was fin walking

30 Apr 2006, 02:21	#110
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	meaning poor Brian had no defence against this merciless creature. Suddenly the fish

30 Apr 2006, 05:26	#112
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	as it transmogrified into a purple iguana.

30 Apr 2006, 10:10	#114
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	which made Brians left ear very slobbery indeed...

30 Apr 2006, 03:37	#111
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	spoke and uttered the immortal words "Did I do that"?

30 Apr 2006, 06:24	#113
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	expelling its tongue in and out rapidly

30 Apr 2006, 13:46	#115
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	causing temporary deafness to Brian. So he never heard the fish say

30 Apr 2006, 14:07	#116
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	"Watch your back, Brian! You son of a ..."

30 Apr 2006, 18:42	#117
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	mad man, youve been driving me crazy for .......

30 Apr 2006, 21:35	#118
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	all of these years, with your good vibrations......

01 May 2006, 03:13	#119
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	causing severe nausea, resulting in my lack of

01 May 2006, 04:50	#120
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	enthusiasm for your glass eye, however ...

01 May 2006, 12:19	#121
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	I can't lie, I HAVE to tell you that....

01 May 2006, 12:59	#122
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	your morning breath cuts my

01 May 2006, 19:34	#123
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	..." as Brian's morning breath cut his attention span, meaning the purple iguana suddenly trailed off in mid-sentance. The iguana wandered off across the road, and curious, Brian followed it to a

01 May 2006, 23:15	#124
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	restaurant called "Night of the Iguana", with Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor as owners..........

02 May 2006, 03:27	#125
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	The iguana sat at a table and ordered his favorite dish, which was